people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
why I drink? because I want to forget everything I have suffered too much
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
oh my god bless him 🙏
Fun Fact: You have a better chance of marrying your favorite band member than winning the lottery and if that doesn’t brighten of your day then I don’t know what will