shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)

fuck.

(via giveit-time)

k-j-j-k-t-y:

O M G

o-r-g-e-l MINKEY is real
just-coraline:

why I drink? because I want to forget everything I have suffered too much

just-coraline:

why I drink? because I want to forget everything I have suffered too much

jaded-grrrl:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

oh my god bless him 🙏

5sosonmymind:

Fun Fact: You have a better chance of marrying your favorite band member than winning the lottery and if that doesn’t brighten of your day then I don’t know what will